Donger's World

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Mindy Main RETURNS...Again

It was only last February when I reported that porn goddess (and total Donger crush) Mindy Main was quitting the jizz biz for a second time. In a bulletin sent on MySpace, Mindy has announced that she is, once again, returning to porn. YES!!! This is such good news!

Mindy is just too sexy, and too great a performer to stay retired. I will try and find out more details about this as soon as I can. Damn, am I in a good mood now.

The End of Britney Blew / Brighton?

It looks as though Britney Brighton's (aka Britney Blew) brief career in porn has already come to a close. In a blog posting on her MySpace, Britney details a rather shady experience she had on the set yesterday. It was so shady, in fact, that she doubts she will ever do porn again. Here is the entire, unedited message:

i think i quit porn
for good
today.

i worked with this TERRIBLE company, again, and the entire day was creepy, creepy, creepy. i don't know who the hell that director was,
but i think he will end up in prison someday soon.
[creeeeeeepy pedophile type d00d]

like all day he made ridiculously awkward comments and was just a general creep,
but when it came time to shoot,
i was EXTREMELY uncomfortable.

i mean, i'm almost always a little uneasy,
but today i was like physically ill before we started. something wasn't right and i wanted to get home ASAP.

i was working with another girl and she was like,
"if you're nervous you can just smoke weed with me. i do it before every scene!"

it seemed like a rly bad idea. of course i drink heavily before some of my scenes,
but i've never smoked before one. i don't even get high on a reg basis, so i'm not used to it at all.

butttttt i felt weird so we went to her car and smoked. i had no idea how much i was supposed to smoke or if i was even doing it right,
so i just kept hitting the pipe over and over. we went back in the building and i started laughing rly hard for no apparent reason and suddenly felt rly dizzy and light-headed.
i somehow walked to the bathroom and started crying cos i was super sick and i pretty much thought i was guna die.

after i stopped freaking out the guy we were working withh helped me get to the room where we were shooting. i have no idea whyyyyyyyyy but there was some crazy oldish guy yelling at the girl and i. he started choking and smacking the other chick. i had no idea wtf to do. he was like telling me i was stupid and stuff. i was trying to make him stop hitting the girl cos i didn't know
who he was
or why the FUCK he was hitting her
and he yelled at me again. i was desperately looking around the room to try to get someone to explain what the fuck was going on
or
even better
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
before the guy started hurting ME
but no one seemed to care.

the guy spat on the girl and i was so disgusted and mortified that i stood up and said
"this is fucked up. i'm OUT!"

i just left the room and called my agent. i told him what happened and he was like "wait, a man other than the male talent was touching you?? and he SPAT on you??"
and he didn't believe me at all.

wtf???

so i called my friend and told him what happened. we agreed that i needed to leave.
i called a cab and now i'm at a hotel.
i might stay in LA for a few more days,
but i'm never stepping foot on another porn set as long as i live.

seriously..
this was the most
fucked up day
of my entire life.

UPDATE: Britney has been removed from the LA Direct website.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Where In the World Is Carmen McCarthy?

I'm a little worried. Carmen McCarthy seems to be M.I.A. She hasn't logged in to her MySpace in almost two weeks, and she has been removed from the LA Direct Models website. WTF? Anyone know anything? If she quit the biz, I will be depressed for weeks.